Women's Day Special: Facts about women

Note: Nothing to be taken seriously, its a joke(but to some extent true)......

1) What is the difference between women and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.


2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are....


3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them
forever.


4) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane,which one would
hit the ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????.. ...


5) What did God say after he created woman?
(This ones THE BEST)
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man


6) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?
Answer:I don't know, I've never seen either.


7) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?
Answers: i) no mind ii) no business


8) What makes women chase men when they have no intention of
marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles when they have
no intention of driving (The Best in the lot)